If there’s one thing about comedy music, it’s important to know the lyrics. That’s where most of the jokes are after all. And while I try to sing legibly, you might miss a line here and there. So I just put together a lyric video for my latest single “Binary Love”. And what better…
Ok guys… Who’s going to be brave enough to get this tattoo?
One of my favorite Disneyland memories happened a few years back when they still had the “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” live game at California Adventure. I was a fan of the quiz show as I’m usually pretty good at trivia myself. And I wanted to get in that hot seat and win whatever…
I think it’s finally happened. The far left and far right have finally come full circle and met in a supernova of idiocy on the farthest side from logic. This morning I woke to the first story in my Flipboard feed (I gotta remember not to look at the news in the morning) about Tim…
In finishing the recording for my upcoming single, “If I Were A Girl”, I needed a giant gang vocal for part of the chorus. So for the last few weeks at my shows, I’ve been recording the whole audience yelling “Boobs!” to be layered together in the final recording. I’d like to present to you…
I thought today I’d continue my series of “Boobs I Haven’t Seen” after my recent post about the lady who only wanted me to lie about showing me her boobs. Years ago, I used to play the Borders Books circuit. They used to have indie artists perform in their cafes. It was a nice gesture…
This happened at one of my shows recently. A lady comes to my merchandise table outside the showroom while the other comic is on stage. She hands me a $10 bill and said she wants a CD. Then she tells me that her husband doesn’t want her to spend the money. So if he asks…
So I’m flipping through TV channels this morning in my hotel room while packing. Normally I wouldn’t stop on Family Feud, but as the picture came on I saw that “Vibrator” was the number 1 answer for whatever question they were on. And I though, “That can’t possibly be what I think it is. On…
Realized I hadn’t posted a new video in a little bit, so this is a clip from one of my DVDs, “Be Yourself…Unless You’re An Idiot”. When you’ve been in a relationship for a long time (over 18 years for me any my girl) you have to work at keeping things spicy and interesting in…
We hear a lot about “extremists” in other countries. But we have extremism here in America too. And I don’t mean the “we don’t need to learn how to land it” type extremists. Maybe call them “Capitalist Extremists”. I walked into Burger King and ordered a whopper. The lady asks me if I want to…
I got a spam email for some penis enlargement pills the other day. And the subject line said “Don’t be alarmed when it doesn’t stop growing.” I think it’s safe to say that I would be awfully damned alarmed if it didn’t stop growing. You CAN have too much of a good thing. Ladies, if…
I was surfing last night (yes, on a perfectly legitimate site), and there was this ad for “7 Innocent Words That Turn Women On”. “Well,” I thought to myself, “In the interests of science and psychology, I should check this out.” They claim you can use a few normal little words in a perfectly innocent…
