Disney dorks are legion. At the theme parks they often blend in the with the rest of the Mickey-clad crowd. Until you spend some time talking to them in a line and discover that they go to the park 20 times per year.
If you’re friends with a Disney dork, chances are you know it already. But if you’re oblivious, these red flags (which, of course, have two black buttons and black mouse ears) will let you know for sure.
I guess it would be uncouth for them to serve duck in the park.
I sometimes hear people say they hate the Olympics. How do you hate the Olympics? Ok, maybe you don’t enjoy watching them yourself. But how do you hate seeing people work hard and achieve their dreams?
It’s like saying you hate charity. If their favorite TV show was preempted by Habitat For Humanity, they’d still be pissed.
By the way, most of those same people are perfectly happy to cheer on their favorite overpaid football players on Sunday afternoon. I guess sacrifice in the name of love for the sport doesn’t carry enough weight for those sports fans.
The recording and video of “Super Dan” are both coming along great. I got together with Jeff in Port Huron, MI during my gig last week and we did some color tests on the character. Meanwhile, I’ll be back in the studio today doing some remixing on the track.
But here’s what’s cool for you… When we release the video, we’ll be having a contest where you can win original, hand-drawn Super Dan art autographed by me and Jeff Sornig. We have 3 pieces of art to give away and you can check them out below.
Out on a walk, I came upon a bridge over a small stream. As I stepped forward to cross the bridge, I heard a voice call out, “What are you, stupid?”
I turned to look to see who said it, but didn’t see anyone. As I turned back to the bridge I was confronted by a large, ugly being. About 7 feet tall and extremely portly. Not in the “big-boned black is slimming” kind of way. More in the “I eat Cheetos for breakfast and don’t give a crap what you think about it” kind of way.
Just a quick update. Production of the “Super Dan” video is coming along nicely. Jeff sent me some storyboard sketches the other day and I thought I’d share them with you. You can click the picture to enlarge them.
I’m leaving in a couple days for a tour in the Midwest where I’ll be freezing my important parts off. When I return I’ll finish the mix for Super Dan. As of now, I’m hoping for a mid-February release. Stay tuned!
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