If only it were this easy…
I was surfing last night (yes, on a perfectly legitimate site), and there was this ad for “7 Innocent Words That Turn Women On”. “Well,” I thought to myself, “In the interests of science and psychology, I should check this out.”
They claim you can use a few normal little words in a perfectly innocent context and have a woman panting and naked in no time. Suuuuuure….
But hey, let’s check it out, shall we? Apparently there’s a right way and wrong way to do this.
“Wet”
Right Way: (When she comes in from the rain…) Oh, you’re so wet.
Wrong Way: I think I just wet my pants
“Deep”
Right Way: (When talking about feelings and emotions…) And how does that make you feel, deep inside?
Wrong Way: … and that’s when I left her floating face down in the deep end of the pool.
“Come”
Right Way: (When you’re waiting for her to come over to your house…” I can’t wait for you to come.
Wrong Way: Come. Heel. Sit. Stay.
“Hard”
Right Way: (When she’s talking about a challenge she’s facing…) Do you like it when it’s hard?
Wrong Way: Do you have any money? I’m a little hard up.
“Eat/Mouth”
Right Way: (When you’re giving her food…) Here, just put it in your mouth.
Wrong Way: (When you’re giving her a GHB spiked drink…) Here, just put it in your mouth.
“Inside”
Right Way: (When she says something that makes you happy…) You make me so happy. You make me feel warm inside when I’m with you.
Wrong Way: I’m leaving you locked inside until you stop screaming.
“Dripping”
Right Way: (When her ice cream is starting to melt…) Baby, you’re dripping all over yourself.
Wrong Way: This medicine I’m taking causes anal leakage. I’m constantly dripping all over.
There it is boys and girls… Talk to your lady in the right way and get lucky. Talk to her in the wrong way and get a restraining order. The choice is yours.
Phil Johnson
http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com
http://www.facebook.com/philjohnsoncomedy
Make sure to use with confident body language and strong eye contact when speaking. Smile when you see her body language respond and then immediately reframe and move on. It’ll keep coming back into her mind. If you savor the moment to hard they’ll usually put their defenses up. This is just one small component of your overall attack plan. If this is all you got in your kit you’re screwed in the bad way. Deliver with the whole package. Don’t use this on girls you don’t know or aren’t comfortable with unless their definitely easy game. It only works when it skips under the radar.
There ya go… Some actual advice.
Take this as better advice : Dont think so much, or else she’ll detect that youre playing mind games and not in the moment. Women hate this. Its regarded as being obnoxious. Instead, practice making these key words a normal part of your vocabulary. Thats the key. My problem is saying “Thats what SHE said” every time I use one of these words. A hilariously double edged habit that comes with laughter and regret because my subliminal game gets murdered with my laughing. Good luck BRUH 🙂
My point exactly. Which is why I wrote this as a comedy post.
Well, I’m a pervy girl, and that passage kinda turned me on.
You are a goddess among women, Kaylen. 🙂
This friggin’ worked for me! I had texted a few of these to a certain woman’s phone and it was working great. By her 3rd reply she was saying things like,” I apologize for me saying this up front but, I’m really hot and flustered right now. I gotta have sex immediately!” Sadly, it worked too well. I was texting my wife and haven’t heard from her in over 5 hours of franticly texting for a reply!
Heh… You’re a funny one, Timmy.
I am a woman and most of this were kinda hot, especially “do you like it hard?” I wasn’t thinking of the dick though, rather rough sex
Well there we go then. It’s not all just pointless conjecture. 🙂
I know right XD. I’m a girl too, and I’m kinda surprised I didn’t get super wet. It probably won’t work on a super innocent girl though.
It certainly wouldn’t work the way I do it. 🙂
Movie was funny as hell, and these words are interesting enough. LOL Im single now, What do I have to lose Im gonna give the hat trick a shot. Might end up with some bad porno sex……who knows
theses are a horrible choice of words to use btw
well considering the whole idea is based around the girl not knowing ur hitting on her and subliminal messages that make her think about sex in anyway. and since you know what its about right now…no it wouldn’t work on you this is actually explained on other websites.
You’re right, it wouldn’t work on me. Because I’m a male. And they’re supposed to be horrible choices of words. Because I’m a comedian. 🙂
I think the important thing is not to overdo it. There’s a big difference between: “We’re going to have a pool party so all the girls can get wet and the guys can get to know them deep inside.”
and…
“We’re having a pool party next weekend. It’ll be a lot of fun. Do you want to come? I hope you can. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it if you do.”
If the girl’s already pervy she’ll definitely read something sexual into it without being able to specifically say you did it on purpose.
Phil, you don’t get laid very often do you? This is stupid and creepy. It would never work on a woman you weren’t already sleeping with.
I don’t think so either. That’s why I was making fun of it. Because I’m a comedian. That’s what I do. And I’ve been with my girl for nearly 20 years. So no need for tricks.
Eric STFU. Phil is sharing something with all of us. I’ve been getting laid by my girlfriend for over 11 years. Sounds like YOU are the only one not getting laid. Everyone else here is thanking Phil, and sharing positive opinions EXCEPT you. There always has to be a rotten apple everywhere you look, and YOU are clearly that rotten apple. So STFU and go back to masturbating. Eric, thanks for the info. My girlfriend and I do this all the time and laugh because its all “thats what SHE said” hints. ????
the hat trick ..
when its raining .. You better come inside or you’ll be soaking wet cause its about start coming down hard, take off your jacket your dripping all over, heres a drinking just put in your mouth and swallow quick so youll free the warmth down deep.
Nice… Try it out and let me know if her clothes just spontaneously fall off. 🙂
LOL !! Awesome 🙂