Tell me R2 wouldn't be extra fun after a couple droid-version wine coolers.
Every geek dreams of it. And not just hanging out with a dude dressed like a Star Wars character at ComicCon. But you know hanging out with some of these people/beings/things would be a hell of a lot of fun. Here’s my choices.
7. Han Solo – Duh… The dude has some great stories to tell and could probably teach a being a lot about sabbac. Han had that detached, ironic hipster sense of humor down way before alt comedy was a dream in its daddy’s jeans.
6. R2-D2 – I don’t know if there’s a way to get a droid drunk, but you know R2 would be a “dancing on the tables” kind of drunk. And that would just be fun to watch.
5. Boss Nass – Despite the fact that you can’t understand a damn word he says and you may need to dress in plastic like at a Gallagher concert just to stand in front of him, Nass seems like the kind of the guy that would take you to some really interesting places once you’re on his good side. He probably knows the most awesome little greasy spoon in Otoh Gunga. Come on… the dude looks like he knows how to put on the feed bag.
4. Admiral Ackbar -Ackbar is a dude who’s seen a lot of government crap and knows what the deal is. If you wanted to have a good “man, this government sucks” discussion, he’s your Mon Cal. He probably could have told us that we wouldn’t have universal health care by now.
3. Jek Porkins – Because you have to love a guy with an ironic name. This is a dude that probably just emotionally damaged enough to be fun to hang out with. It’s as if Anakin had been named Anakin Little Whiny Bitch.
2. Max Rebo – Hell yes I want to learn how to play that circular keyboard thing he’s got. We would have a jam session in the key of awesome. With a snout like that, you know he’s doing some serious piles of coke after the gig.
1. Mace Windu – Ok, he’s pretty intense. But how fun would it be to convince him to say, “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking starship!”
Leave me a comment below and let me know which completely fictional character you’d like to spend time with.
Phil Johnson
http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com