Sure, fame brings money and opportunities your way. You can be the house with good Halloween candy and send your kids to a fancy private school where they can learn to hate you for being so distant. But you’re not … Continue reading
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I have to admit, I’m feeling a little disenchanted with the human race today. Some days the pettiness and stupidity get to you. To let’s go with that vibe and laugh at the stupid people, shall we? Here’s 5 things … Continue reading
I’ve never understood why women wear high heels. Oh I know the reasons they say they wear high heels. We get it. Heels make your butt and boobs stick out more. That’s a fantastic reason to bind your feet like … Continue reading
I just remembered that the apocalypse is coming this year. I had to look up the date because I couldn’t remember when it was. 12/21/12. How coincidentally symmetrical. I guess I should set a reminder on my phone. Wouldn’t want … Continue reading
My girlfriend sent me a video yesterday showing the new Japanese body modification trend of saline injections into the forehead. Bagel-heads they’re calling them. Now, if you’ve seen my show, you know I’m all about people who have the guts … Continue reading