I’m headed for the Disney D23 Expo next week, so I’ve got a bit of Disney on the brain. Plus my trip there will be followed by shows in LA and Las Vegas, so it oughta be a hell of at trip. 🙂
One of my favorite Disney things over the last couple years has been non-Disney Disney art. Either fan generated or by licensed Disney artists. Why? Because it isn’t as precious with the characters as the company needs to be.
Like this Snow White/Haunted Mansion mashup. The Disney company boys can’t abuse the characters like this, but it’s fair game for everyone else.
Any and all of the major characters has had the piss taken out of them by some enterprising young (delinquent) artist. I’ve done so verbally with my bit “Gangsta Pooh” from my DVD “Be Yourself…Unless You’re An Idiot”. So I thought it’d be fun to go hunt up some art to go with it.
Here’s a classic that’s been around since, I think, the MySpace days. Back when the whole site looked like the signs near a freeway offramp. I had no idea the 100 Acre Wood was near Cincinnati.Not entirely sure what’s going on in this one. He’s got window blind shades on and, I assume, the black bar is to blank out where his soft and fuzzy manhood would be. As well as the most awkward pistol grip I’ve ever seen.Another net classic. This time with Pooh in the more traditional 1930’s gangster (with an ‘er’) role. He really needs to control that serious muffin top he’s got going.When a Pooh gets caught with his hand in the hunny jar, sometimes he’s gonna get whacked. This was the beginning of the 100 Acre Turf War.No, really. This guy goes by MC Pooh. I assume there’s a guest spot by DJ Fecal Matter.Ok, what the hell is going on here? Pooh with a porno moustache and Tigger blinged out and and giving him a back rub. Or butt rub from the looks of it. So so much wrong with this picture.Whew! Had to give Pooh back his manly mojo after that last picture. Here, Pooh’s bitches take Johns back to hotel rooms and proceed to knock them out and steal the tiny packets of honey that are sometimes next to the coffee maker in hotels.During the 1980’s, the 100 Acre Wood stories were less popular than in previous years. To supplement his income, Pooh became a Colombian drug lord. Piglet became and unwilling mule. Tigger, his sole customer.Until now, I’ve never considered getting a tattoo. There may never be anything cooler than this picture. Just stop looking at the internet now.
Have you seen this Playmobil pirate ship thing? Usually when a mother cries insensitivity about some toy her kid is playing with my first thought is “Calm down. You haven’t been damaged and neither has your kid.” And I’m not even mad about this one because I know Playmobil didn’t mean it to *exactly* look…
So, June 15th is nearly upon us and Cars Land and the new Buena Vista Street at Disney California Adventure will be unleashed up the world. Or it may be more apt to say the world will be unleashed upon it. I’m going to predict that it will be the biggest event (and/or clusterf#&k) since…
We hear a lot about “extremists” in other countries. But we have extremism here in America too. And I don’t mean the “we don’t need to learn how to land it” type extremists. Maybe call them “Capitalist Extremists”. I walked into Burger King and ordered a whopper. The lady asks me if I want to…
I sometimes think about her. The robotic voice on the other end of 767-2676. She was the first person everyone would call after a power outage, because she knew what time it was. And not in a “Morris Day” kind of way. As a kid, the popcorn lady was always a safe phone call you…
As Comic-Con prepares to fire off a nerdgasm of epic proportions this week, I’ll be enjoying it from afar because I’ve got shows to do this weekend. Before the internet, you had to geek out on your own. And if you found a few friends that were into Star Wars or Dungeons and Dragons or…
There is a thin line between really cool and “oh my god, did that just really happen?” After finding the number 1 video on this list the other day, I decided to go hunting for some other weird/cool/bizarre/awesome Disney cover songs. Let the madness begin… 10. From SaJ Production comes this cover of “Part Of…
One of my favorite Disney things over the last couple years has been non-Disney Disney art. Either fan generated or by licensed Disney artists. Why? Because it isn’t as precious with the characters as the company needs to be.
