A friend of mine asked me to write a song for her new baby and baby shower. I asked if she remembered that I’m a comedian. Well, ya get what you ask for. And today is the release of my latest single, “Dodged A Bullet” (aka The Baby Song). Most people like to think about…
Since Henson productions pulled their toys from Chik Fil-A’s children’s meals, they’re going to need a replacement. I’m totally ahead of the game with this idea from my DVD “Be Yourself… Unless You’re An Idiot.”
I was recently exposed to the idea of baby helmets. My first response was “WHAAAT!” Of course, there are different kinds of baby helmets. If you’re taking the kid on the back of your bike for a ride, definitely strap them up. Then I saw Thudguard… Holy Overprotective Parent Batman. Tell me something… Did you…
I have a bunch of friends that work in libraries and we were talking about some of the new children’s books coming out for kids of gay parents. Harvey Fierstein wrote “The Sissy Duckling”. And there’s another out called “One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dads”. A nice sentiment, but if Dad is blue,…
Here’s a way to get a great deal. When you want to buy something really special, go ahead and sign away your first born. Then… don’t have any children. Man, that is a great way to get a free dvd player. Why can’t we use children as credit? “Hey Bob, how much did you pay…
