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Tag Archives: children

Never Ask A Comic To Write A Song For Your Baby…

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Phil JohnsonSeptember 6, 2012
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A friend of mine asked me to write a song for her new baby and baby shower.  I asked if she remembered that I’m a comedian. Well, ya get what you ask for.  And today is the release of my … Continue reading →

Posted in Music | Tagged children, comedy, Humor, mp3, music | Leave a reply

My Idea For The New Chik Fil-A Children’s Meal Toy

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Phil JohnsonAugust 3, 2012
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Since Henson productions pulled their toys from Chik Fil-A’s children’s meals, they’re going to need a replacement.  I’m totally ahead of the game with this idea from my DVD “Be Yourself… Unless You’re An Idiot.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Videos | Tagged Books, children, comedy, food, Humor, politics, pop culture, religion, video | Leave a reply

Baby Helmets to Avoid The Dangers of Sleep

Posted on May 10, 2011 by Phil JohnsonMay 10, 2011
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I was recently exposed to the idea of baby helmets.  My first response was “WHAAAT!”  Of course, there are different kinds of baby helmets.  If you’re taking the kid on the back of your bike for a ride, definitely strap … Continue reading →

Posted in Theories On Life | Tagged babies, children | 2 Replies

Books For Children of Gay Parents

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Phil JohnsonMarch 19, 2010
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I have a bunch of friends that work in libraries and we were talking about some of the new children’s books coming out for kids of gay parents.  Harvey Fierstein wrote “The Sissy Duckling”.  And there’s another out called “One … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged children, gay | Leave a reply

Cancel your credit cards and use your children

Posted on July 17, 2009 by Phil JohnsonJuly 14, 2009
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Here’s a way to get a great deal.  When you want to buy something really special, go ahead and sign away your first born.   Then… don’t have any children.  Man, that is a great way to get a free dvd … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged children, comedy, credit | Leave a reply
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