Here’s a way to get a great deal.  When you want to buy something really special, go ahead and sign away your first born.   Then… don’t have any children.  Man, that is a great way to get a free dvd player.

Why can’t we use children as credit?

“Hey Bob, how much did you pay for that new jet ski?”

“Fourth kid, Tom… Heck of a deal since we’re only going to have two.  First one goes to Costco.  Second one goes to Macy’s.  Cuz man my wife loves to buy clothes.”

Parents, don’t tell me you have never looked at your kid and thought “Man, if I could just trade you in for a Camaro….”

Phil Johnson
http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com

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