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One of the side effects of being with a Singaporean girl is having to get used to spicy food. Before her it’s wasn’t my strong suit. I’m a firm “Mild” at Taco Bell. But I’ve gotten used to it over … Continue reading
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When they finally come up with the pill that will let us eat anything we want without gaining weight, lettuce can fuck right off. Those weeds and lawn clippings shall never touch these lips again. Because really, nobody actually likes … Continue reading
The other day I was asked by TheBesty.com to offer my favorite places to eat around the country for listing in their “Celebrity Chefs” section. I know, I know… Neither celebrity nor chef. But hey, flattery will get them everywhere. … Continue reading
I’m playing at Penguins Comedy Club this weekend. My favorite club named after a flightless arctic bird. I’m playing The Crested Auk later this year, but it’s not nearly as good. But the real reason I was excited … Continue reading
Since Henson productions pulled their toys from Chik Fil-A’s children’s meals, they’re going to need a replacement. I’m totally ahead of the game with this idea from my DVD “Be Yourself… Unless You’re An Idiot.” … Continue reading