Why I Can’t Be Scared Of Rural Vampires from Forks

Phil Johnson on Rural VampiresThis is a little clippy clip about vampires from my latest comedy special “Pretty From The Back”

I just can’t be scared of vampires from places like Forks, Mystic Falls, or Bon Temps.  Here’s why.

When I was a kid our vampires were rich aristocratic types who lived in a castle high in the Carpathian mountains.  If you’re a thousand years old and still find yourself living in a town with one black person and no Starbucks, I’m not going to be real scared of you.  I may buy you some business books though.

There’s a bunch more to this bit and plenty of other fun stuff in “Pretty From The Back”. You can get yourself a digital download or DVD copy here.

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