Just (Don’t) Say No I was at a college booking showcase. The type where we do an 8 minute set for 1000 college kids. All of whom have the power and budget to keep me employed for a year plus. I was talking with one of the guys running the event and he says, “Don’t…
I always find interesting the things that people decorate their cars with. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they decorate their vehicle. A little Fender sticker means their a guitar player. A Mickey Mouse antenna ball is a sign of a Disney fan. A Monster energy drink sticker lets you…
I wasn’t going to post a blog today because, frankly, I’m not feeling very funny or creative today. It happens sometimes. But I wanted to weigh in on the Republican National Convention and Clint Eastwood’s speech. I just watched the speech on YouTube because I didn’t watch the convention on TV. Don’t get me wrong. …
Since Henson productions pulled their toys from Chik Fil-A’s children’s meals, they’re going to need a replacement. I’m totally ahead of the game with this idea from my DVD “Be Yourself… Unless You’re An Idiot.”
I was reading recently about a mentally challenged child. He’s only two year old but already exhibiting aggressiveness issues of control and greed. And I really feel sorry for the kid because he’s going to grow up to be a politician. I’ve been reading candidate statements for the upcoming primary elections and I’m always astounded…
It seems like every day there’s some new political scandal. Some guy mismanaged funds. Another guy waggled his willy at an intern. It’s tempting to think that the world is just going downhill and politicians are getting worse all the time. Not true… Here’s a few tidbits of political intrigue and scandal from long before…
I don’t know about you, but I pretty much ignore all the TV commercials and junk mail when it comes to deciding how to vote on various issues. I mostly rely on the voter guide I get in the mail. It’s got the pros and cons and fors and againsts all right there. It’s not…
