Have you seen this Playmobil pirate ship thing? Usually when a mother cries insensitivity about some toy her kid is playing with my first thought is “Calm down. You haven’t been damaged and neither has your kid.” And I’m not … Continue reading
Internet journalism is becoming more and more like baby food. Easy to digest and chock full of 14 vitamins and inaccuracies. It’s only a matter of time before serious scientific research is forced to do the same. So I’m helping … Continue reading
A long while back, we bought a house in the lovely suburb of Milpitas, CA. Now first of all, since we all need something new to be offended by, let’s try the word “suburb”. The prefix “sub” means less than. Which … Continue reading
When they finally come up with the pill that will let us eat anything we want without gaining weight, lettuce can fuck right off. Those weeds and lawn clippings shall never touch these lips again. Because really, nobody actually likes … Continue reading
So the NASA brainiacs recently discovered a planet, Kepler-452b, that they’ve dubbed Earth 2.0. Of course it’s 1400 light years away. So I wouldn’t start packing your bags and burning bridges just yet. Sure the real estate there is still … Continue reading