Because no woman wants her reward in Paradise to be 72 virgins. That’s not paradise. That’s a sex-ed class.
Nothing says Paradise like an army of premature ejaculators nervously fiddling with their 20-sided dice. They could be finished before she even arrives.
Here’s what the men think they’re getting:

And the ladies?…

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