The Super Colon

I saw this ad recently and well… See for yourself.  This is it, word for word.

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THE SUPER COLON IS COMING!

ARRIVING IN ALL ITS SUPER COLON GLORY.

DISCOVERY GATEWAY : 444 WEST 100 SOUTH : SALT LAKE CITY

MAY 28TH−30TH : FREE ENTRY NOON−9:00 PM.

COME EXPLORE THE 20-FOOT LONG 8-FOOT HIGH REPLICA OF A HUMAN

COLON AND LEARN HOW YOU CAN PREVENT COLON CANCER.

The Super Colon™ is a program of the Prevent Cancer Foundation. For more information visit ucan.cc.

Utah Department of Health Huntsman Cancer Institute Discovery Gateway
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I suppose they could have called it “Journey Through The Center Of Shit” or maybe “The Gas Chamber”.

I really do hope that the exit looks like a giant asshole though.  Seeing hundreds of Utah people (Utahians?) being ejected through as asshole would just make me smile.

Let’s just hope the erectile dysfunction people don’t have a similar idea brewing.

Phil Johnson
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