I saw this ad recently and well… See for yourself. This is it, word for word.
THE SUPER COLON IS COMING!
ARRIVING IN ALL ITS SUPER COLON GLORY.
DISCOVERY GATEWAY : 444 WEST 100 SOUTH : SALT LAKE CITY
MAY 28TH−30TH : FREE ENTRY NOON−9:00 PM.
COME EXPLORE THE 20-FOOT LONG 8-FOOT HIGH REPLICA OF A HUMAN
COLON AND LEARN HOW YOU CAN PREVENT COLON CANCER.
The Super Colon™ is a program of the Prevent Cancer Foundation. For more information visit ucan.cc.
Utah Department of Health Huntsman Cancer Institute Discovery Gateway
I suppose they could have called it “Journey Through The Center Of Shit” or maybe “The Gas Chamber”.
I really do hope that the exit looks like a giant asshole though. Seeing hundreds of Utah people (Utahians?) being ejected through as asshole would just make me smile.
Let’s just hope the erectile dysfunction people don’t have a similar idea brewing.
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