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Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer – Christmas Metal Song

Posted on December 3, 2013 by Phil JohnsonDecember 3, 2013
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Years ago when I was working in grocery stores, they would torture us every Christmas with the worst versions of every Christmas carol ever.  And those people doing those versions were getting paid every time it played.  I vowed that … Continue reading →

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Your Black Friday Plan

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Phil JohnsonNovember 20, 2012
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Don’t…. Just don’t.  That’s pretty much it.  I’ll admit, I’m a bit of a contrarian.  If everyone is doing one thing, I’ll generally run in the other direction.  Not all hipster-like “Dude, that band was better when they weren’t popular,” … Continue reading →

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Thanks for a great year!

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Phil JohnsonDecember 22, 2011
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I’m going to be MIA online until Jan 2nd.  Time to wrap up the year with some eating, some reflecting, some writing, some planning, some more eating, and some relaxation. It’s been a great year and I have you to … Continue reading →

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A Little Christmas Objectification

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Phil JohnsonDecember 20, 2011
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Objectification of Women               Objectification of Men … Continue reading →

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10 Awesomely Bad Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Phil JohnsonDecember 16, 2011
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There’s a life strategy that works very well for getting out of something you don’t want to do.  Do it badly.  You’ll never be asked or expected to do it again.  Unfortunately, my girlfriend has already figured this out and … Continue reading →

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