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Tag Archives: terrorist

Why There Are No Female Islamic Terrorists

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Phil JohnsonJuly 23, 2010
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Because no woman wants her reward in Paradise to be 72 virgins.  That’s not paradise.  That’s a sex-ed class. Nothing says Paradise like an army of premature ejaculators nervously fiddling with their 20-sided dice.  They could be finished before she … Continue reading →

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