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Christmas Music For People Who Hate Christmas Music

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Phil JohnsonNovember 25, 2015
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It’s that time of year again where stores open for longer hours and people go to great depths of debt and sleeplessness to create “joy”. And to accompany all that strfesstivity?  (I made up a word! Yay!)  The constant trickle … Continue reading →

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Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer – Christmas Metal Song

Posted on December 3, 2013 by Phil JohnsonDecember 3, 2013
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Years ago when I was working in grocery stores, they would torture us every Christmas with the worst versions of every Christmas carol ever.  And those people doing those versions were getting paid every time it played.  I vowed that … Continue reading →

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This is not a post about Miley Cyrus.

Posted on November 1, 2013 by Phil JohnsonNovember 1, 2013
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I originally sat down to write a post about Miley Cyrus and how she’s more of a clown than anything Ringling Brothers can offer.  Or maybe how there’s so much pitch correction on her album that it sounds like even … Continue reading →

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Little Known Easter Facts

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Phil JohnsonMarch 26, 2013
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It’s that time of year when grocery stores start putting out BBQ supplies and 4th of July decorations and all the department stores start blowing out bikinis to make room for winter coats! Easter! Yep, it’s the day we celebrate … Continue reading →

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Your Black Friday Plan

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Phil JohnsonNovember 20, 2012
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Don’t…. Just don’t.  That’s pretty much it.  I’ll admit, I’m a bit of a contrarian.  If everyone is doing one thing, I’ll generally run in the other direction.  Not all hipster-like “Dude, that band was better when they weren’t popular,” … Continue reading →

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