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Punched in the face by Thai food

Posted on August 1, 2017 by Phil JohnsonAugust 1, 2017
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One of the side effects of being with a Singaporean girl is having to get used to spicy food.  Before her it’s wasn’t my strong suit.  I’m a firm “Mild” at Taco Bell. But I’ve gotten used to it over … Continue reading →

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Salad Bars and Why Lettuce Can Jump Off A Cliff

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Phil JohnsonAugust 14, 2015
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When they finally come up with the pill that will let us eat anything we want without gaining weight, lettuce can fuck right off. Those weeds and lawn clippings shall never touch these lips again. Because really, nobody actually likes … Continue reading →

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My Top 8 Cheap Eats in the USA

Posted on April 21, 2015 by Phil JohnsonApril 21, 2015
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The other day I was asked by TheBesty.com to offer my favorite places to eat around the country for listing in their “Celebrity Chefs” section.  I know, I know… Neither celebrity nor chef.  But hey, flattery will get them everywhere. … Continue reading →

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The Lost Cuban in Cedar Falls, IA

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Phil JohnsonJanuary 24, 2015
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I’m playing at Penguins Comedy Club this weekend.  My favorite club named after a flightless arctic bird.  I’m playing The Crested Auk later this year, but it’s not nearly as good.     But the real reason I was excited … Continue reading →

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My Idea For The New Chik Fil-A Children’s Meal Toy

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Phil JohnsonAugust 3, 2012
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Since Henson productions pulled their toys from Chik Fil-A’s children’s meals, they’re going to need a replacement.  I’m totally ahead of the game with this idea from my DVD “Be Yourself… Unless You’re An Idiot.” … Continue reading →

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