I’ve talked in the past about how I think NASCAR would be more interesting with a gay driver.  (6th track on this page)

Thought of a new idea last night.  Since people really enjoy seeing crashes at these things, they should make them more likely to happen by making it more difficult for the drivers to drive.

I say, before every race, they should have to ingest whatever product sponsors their car.  Whether Bud Light, McDonalds, or Pennzoil.  And man will the Snap-On-Tools guy be PISSED!

And interesting benefit that could come about if these guys have to ingest this stuff… We might start seeing cars sponsored by Fresh Express Salad, Flintstones Vitamins, and Orowheat 100% whole wheat bread.  Healthier for everyone! 🙂

Useless movie fact… When they made Talladega Nights, none of the regular NASCAR sponsors were willing to sponsor the car owned by Will Farrell’s character in the movie.  Instead Wonder Bread stepped up to do so.  They don’t sponsor a real car in the sport.

Cut to a few months after the films release.  Wonder Bread released numbers that their sales were way up due to sponsoring a car IN THE MOVIE.

Make of that what you will.

Phil Johnson
http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com

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