Party At The Catholic College

My girlfriend works at a Catholic college. I went to visit her one day for lunch and discovered that college kids are the same everywhere.

I walked past two guys and one was saying “Dude! There’s a kegger tonight at Steve’s!”

Ah, yes… Good Catholic boys. I’m sure they’d planned a rousing game of Blood Of Christ Pong.

My List of Drinks That Should Be Served At A Catholic College Party:

Jager Bomb The Heathens

Sex On The Beach After Marriage

Blow Job Before Marriage

Spicy Meatball But Not On Friday

Closet Gayhound

Santa Margarita

White Russian Orthodox

And since I don’t drink, I did my research at www.DrinkNation.com

Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction