My girlfriend works at a Catholic college. I went to visit her one day for lunch and discovered that college kids are the same everywhere.
I walked past two guys and one was saying “Dude! There’s a kegger tonight at Steve’s!”
Ah, yes… Good Catholic boys. I’m sure they’d planned a rousing game of Blood Of Christ Pong.
My List of Drinks That Should Be Served At A Catholic College Party:
Jager Bomb The Heathens
Sex On The Beach After Marriage
Blow Job Before Marriage
Spicy Meatball But Not On Friday
White Russian Orthodox
And since I don’t drink, I did my research at www.DrinkNation.com