The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

In 2003 I found myself sitting on the floor of my bedroom at my parents’ house next to my black lab, Lolly.  I had a new digital recorder in front of me after moving up from my old 4-track.  

My mentor, Tim Sweeney, had been encouraging me to play solo acoustic gigs alongside the bands gigs I was doing with Roadside Attraction and I was resistant to the idea. But I sat down to start working out how to make my songs work in that context.

And so I started experimenting with a few of the songs from “Ribbed For Your Pleasure” that I thought could work in an acoustic context.

For a week it was just me, an acoustic guitar, the recorder, and Lolly.  It eventually became an EP called “In A Dark Room With A Dog” that’s out of print now.

Fast forward 18 years, lots of solo gigs, and a full home recording studio later.  For my new album/EP/mixtape/whateverthing I wanted to recapture a bit of that simplicity.  Especially after working on the monster arrangement of “Uprising of 1244”. 🙂

And today you can hear “Itty Bitty Ditty Committee”!  Just me, an acoustic guitar, and a couple small percussion toys.  Miss that dog though… 

Here’s the ridiculous part.  There are 33 SONGS on this new release!  And the whole collection clocks in at 17 minutes.  Yep, they’re short.  You could listen to the whole thing and still have plenty of lunch break left.

Here’s the link to listen to it.

Or just search “Itty Bitty Ditty Committee” on your favorite audio streaming site.  Downloads are also available on my site.

 

I hope you enjoy it!  And hitting the Share button and telling your friends about it would be super cool too. 🙂

 

Uprising Of 1244 – New Single!

Uprising Of 1244

In 2019 we spent a couple weeks in Italy. Awhile back I was looking through the photos from the trip and ran across one of a Medieval illuminated manuscript.

I love really old sheet music. It makes me think of of how many hundreds of years people have been showing up to jam and getting paid in beer tickets. Or grog or ale or whatever they were drinking back then.

I don’t remember how to read that old Medieval notation even though I had to learn it in college. (Neumes, they’re called.) And I really didn’t know anything about the piece in the manuscript. My Latin is terrible.

But I became obsessed with it for a few weeks and went on a little research odyssey to find out what it’s all about.

Turns out the piece is called “Uprising of 1244” and it’s about the epic fall of a once-beloved king at the hands of his people. A revolt!

Why did they revolt? You’ll see…

I thought, “I wonder if I could record a version of this old song.” Pretty far outside my zone as a musician. But I gave it a shot and I think it came out good!

Listen to Uprising Of 1244 on your streaming service of choice here.

 

Halfway To The Stars – New Song!

Wherein Phil ruins a romantic moment with science.  Give a listen to my new track “Halfway To The Stars”.

I’ve long been a fan of old jazz torch songs. Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald doing “Stars Fell On Alabama” was probably what I was listening to right before writing this. Sentimental, great melodies, all that stuff.

But I’m always a little too logical and scientifically minded when it comes to this stuff. (Honestly, if stars DID fall on Alabama it would probably do a lot of damage. A loss? That’s for your to decide.)

So you can hear me do a little crooning on here and finally using that college degree in jazz guitar I worked so hard for. (After giving up on a Physics degree – And now it all starts to make sense.)

You can listen to Halfway To The Stars below and click the “buy” button to have to keep forever and ever like a trinket your grandma left you in her will.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Facebook Says I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy and too boozy for Facebook.   Obviously.
A little “Facebook is dumb” story…
 
The other day I added “Burning Sensation” to my Facebook/Instagram store and Facebook kicked the cover image back because of a “sexually explicit pose”.
 
That’s right… I’m too sexy for Facebook.
 
I requested a review with the message “There’s nothing sexually explicit about this image.”
 
It got kicked back again with the message “You cannot promote images of alcoholic beverages.”
 
If you’re drinking liquor that looks anything like that hot sauce, you’re… drinking hot sauce.
 
So I submitted a picture of me pulling a face next to some hot sauce bottles. They insisted I looked like an 80’s beer girl poster. I’m sure you can see the similarity in the two photos.
This is how Facebook sees me.
 
But the good news is “Burning Sensation” is available in my FB/Insta store anyway, because their AI wasn’t as dumb the 2nd time I submitted it.

And of course, it’s available in my main web store too.  

You might want to go get it so I’m not tempted to start an Only Fans now that I’m too sexy.

Awkward Xmas Gifts of History

If you’ve been following my Instagram over the last few weeks you might have seen this little holiday series I created.  If not, I’m compiling them here for your giggling pleasure.

I wrote a bunch of these a couple years ago and had planned on doing them as video sketches.  Tough to do this year. But when I ran across them in my notes I thought they might make good meme-style jokes too.  So there ya go. 🙂

You can click on each one to see if bigger.

Do you frequent any of the social sites with handy dandy icons below?  Me too!