Fun Factoids

1.5 Billion shoes are sold in this country every year.

60% of those belong to my girlfriend.

And she’s Chinese, so they’re all by the front door.

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Adults 35 and under send more humorous greeting cards than any other age group.

Because people over 35 realize that greeting cards are a ridiculous scam.

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Scientists estimate that up to 97 percent of DNA in the human genome has no known function.
Next week Beach Body will have a new diet infomercial telling you how to “get rid of all that excess flabby DNA!”

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People spend an average of 45 seconds on an individual web page.
Which means you’re probably already gone and not reading this.

…But I push on….

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90 years ago the Grand Canyon became a national monument and Cellophane was invented.
89 years ago Christophe tried to cover the Grand Canyon with cellophane

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The human eyeball blinks an average of 4,200,000 times per year.
The Geico eyeballs do not.

Phil Johnson
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