Everyone knows someone on Facebook. And everyone knows someone who’s not on Facebook. And now there’s peer pressure to be on Facebook.
And what does a mother tell her child how to deal with it? “If all of your friends exposed every mundane detail about their personal life to the world, would you do it too?”
My girlfriend isn’t on Facebook. Back in the day, if I wanted to poke her, I had to actually walk into her office and poke her. It usually just irritated her.
I feel bad for the people who come onto Facebook and don’t know anyone. Either they’re just a loner or their friends are late-adopters. At least MySpace gave you your first friend. Tom was like God and loved all his children equally. Facebook just says “No help here loser. You better know someone before you get here.” It’s like walking into a party where you don’t know anyone. Except there’s no punch bowl to hang out by.
Song of the Day: Rumpalicious Booty Shaker (click to stream)
This song is about that night club that you always hear about, but no one you know has ever been too. A seedy place where the beats pump hard and the dance floor is full of sweaty, horny people. A place where the darkest corners hold the naughtiest vices of the flesh. And, at the door, is our protagonist inviting you in for the time of your life. Will you go?
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