Even Religious People Don’t Like Religious People

Religious adherents like to believe that their faith brings people together.  And it does, as long as it’s the same faith.  I’m not even really talking about something like Islam vs. Christianity here.  Even within one faith, there’s a zillion branches and denominations..

Let’s take Christianity for example…

Roman Catholic

Protestant

Lutheran

Episcopalian

Anglican

Baptist

Anabaptists

Ananotherbaptists

Calvinist

CalvinAndHobbist

Presbyterian

Quakers

Cream of Wheaters and other oatmeal derived denominations

Methodists

Coptic

CopAFeeltic

Armenian

Moravian

Eastern Orthodox

Greek Orthodox

Russian Orthodox

Greek Rush Week Orthodox

Church of the Nazarene

International Church Of Christ

United Church Of Christ

Assemblies of God

Church of God

Church of Christ

Church of God In Christ

Church of God Indiana

Church of God and Christ But The Holy Ghost Can Suck It

Seventh Day Adventist

Three Day Weekend Adventist

International Foursquare – In which the priests are call Mayor.

International Foreskin – In which the priests are called priests.

Mennonites – and others based on deodorant brands

Church of Scotland

Brethren

Amish

Christian and Missionary Alliance

Mormons

Jehovah’s Witness

Pentecostal

Salvation Army

Evangelical Free

Evangelical Buy One Get One Free

I hope I don’t have to point out which of those I made up for comic effect.  Islam and Judaism are just as fractured.  Even the Buddhists have 20 different sects and they love everyone.  If they can’t agree…

My personal religion is Don’t Be A Dickism.  And I think most people can agree on the central tenet.  “Don’t Be A Dick”.

I was asked in an interview the other day about my DVD title “Be Yourself…Unless You’re An Idiot” and what it meant.  That list above is a great example.  No matter how much you may purport to love other people, there’s still someone out there that you think is an idiot.

Phil Johnson
http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com

 

 

 

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