Carbon Fiber Athletic Cups

I was reading that they now have carbon fiber athletic cups.  Carbon fiber is a new super-strong material that’s being used in everything from shoes to windmills to plane parts.

To test the new athletic cup they hired a minor league ball player to put one on.  Then they sent him into a feminist studies class to yell, “You bitches need to get back in the kitchen!”

Update: Said ball player now has a carbon fiber body cast, but the nuts are A-OK.

Phil Johnson

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