I was reading that they now have carbon fiber athletic cups. Carbon fiber is a new super-strong material that’s being used in everything from shoes to windmills to plane parts.
To test the new athletic cup they hired a minor league ball player to put one on. Then they sent him into a feminist studies class to yell, “You bitches need to get back in the kitchen!”
Update: Said ball player now has a carbon fiber body cast, but the nuts are A-OK.
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