Something that popped out of my head yesterday. This was some kid’s Halloween this year. It might be a song later. I’m not sure yet…
I’m prepared for a night of evil
A night of debauchery
A night of fun
I’m prepared to brave the elements
But mom says it’s cold out
I have to wear my mittens
And I was the only Sith lord
Wearing a down ski jacket
Cuz this is sure one lame ass Halloween
The darkness calls to me
A stranger’s gaze
The threat of danger in the air
I’m prepared to trick them one and all
But mom says it’s too dark out
We’ll trick or treat at the mall
But candy doesn’t taste as good
When it comes from the Gap
And this is sure one lame as Halloween
I arrive in my lair with the haul of a lifetime
Enough sugar to send me into shock
I’m fully prepared to have my stomach pumped
The first wrapper loosens beneath my fingers
When dad pops his head in
And says he needs to check it
He claims there’s razors
In all but the twizzlers
And this is sure one lame ass Halloween
Phil Johnson
www.RoadsideAttraction.com
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